Levi's law

Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.

My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!

by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024

Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.

"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."

by CD1000 August 12, 2025

great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-grandchild's wife.

great-granddaughter-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.

step-co-father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's aunt's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020