"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 02, 2018
“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**
by LGG000 October 21, 2019
My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
by @mankabeer January 23, 2024
"Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.
I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023