The puppy in question refuses that hes a puppy! But its his birthday this day
The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼ : may 3rd
The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼ : may 3rd
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national send nudes to your bf day
if its may 27 you need to send them titties to your man
or maybe your ass
or maybe foot pictures
whatever he likes
but you need to send them fr
if its may 27 you need to send them titties to your man
or maybe your ass
or maybe foot pictures
whatever he likes
but you need to send them fr
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Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
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Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”
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Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt
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Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt
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