May 3rd

The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼

The puppy in question refuses that hes a puppy! But its his birthday this day

The birthday of a puppy ▼・ᴥ・▼ : may 3rd

by Quovien June 24, 2021

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may 27

national send nudes to your bf day

if its may 27 you need to send them titties to your man

or maybe your ass

or maybe foot pictures

whatever he likes

but you need to send them fr

by hopihefan April 27, 2024

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Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded

by BellaBie May 7, 2022

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MAY BIANCA

Bianca

May Bianca

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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May 14

National day when everyone takes their yass pills

-may 14!!!

by Reydiel November 22, 2021

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May 28

National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!

Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”

by coolcat701 May 28, 2024

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