May

it’s the fifth month of the year not a stuck-up persons name

random: I love may
May: huh?! i love you too
random: i meant the month not you

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.

Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!

by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

May 12

Whip out yo titty day

Hey its may 12, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 12, 2022

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May 10

National jizz on your gf tits day

It’s May 10, you know what that means.

Ohh yes, cum on my titties

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

mai

ruu’s soulmate ! <3

chanhee loves MAI ! i think MAI deserves the world !

by mai’s soulmate August 18, 2021