Whittle's Law

Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.

Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.

by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020

great-grandnibling-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-grandnibling.

My great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Sister-in-law

The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.

The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 31, 2021

co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.

co-father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Law

Plain and Simple. Laugh at Will you mofos.

The law will never know what hit them when we all become law abiding citizens.

v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.

by NaughtySiren December 17, 2018

Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.

I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.

by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024

co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's nibling's husband.

My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021