bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024

3 bear

3 bear a person who will one up every thing you do. If you shot one bear they shot 3 bears.

Hey i just got 3 beared on how long my dick is.

by Shasta pop April 10, 2025

Huggy Panda Bear

A fuzzy man who hugs a lot. A Huggy Panda Bear has your back and is always there for you. They give you the most fuzzy warm Hugs, and sometimes they accidentally suffocate you in their Huggy Panda Fluff.

Gasps "Huggy Panda Bear you're squishing me too much I can't beath."

by TreasurePlanet(isback) December 10, 2023

Bear

Is a dipshit that is too lound and says the truth even if it hurts

Fuc* you bear

by Thetruth6776 March 22, 2022

Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.

When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"

by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016

rave in my bear cave

The act of inserting LSD into your anal cavity and having a blast.

"Dude last night was crazy, i had the best rave in my bear cave!"
"Bro, in your bear cave or your girls bear cave? Any rave in a bear cave is the best!"

by CultureUnrevealed February 7, 2019

yerp'n bear

the bear emoji on teams

The yerp'n bear is a 6th grade mascot for a science class.

by Dakota-AnimeLemonz-sky February 4, 2021