Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-lawmug. Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
Get the Parker's Lawmug. 
Also known as the 4x4 Rule.
When trying to figure out what a project will cost and how long it will take you take the worst case scenarios that you can possibly imagine for both time and cost. When you have those 2 numbers you then multiply them both by 4 and that will give you an accurate estimate of what the project will actually cost and how long it will actually take to complete.
When trying to figure out what a project will cost and how long it will take you take the worst case scenarios that you can possibly imagine for both time and cost. When you have those 2 numbers you then multiply them both by 4 and that will give you an accurate estimate of what the project will actually cost and how long it will actually take to complete.
Customer: it’s April. We were supposed to be done in January!
Contractor: Right.
Customer: This invoice is for $4000 and the estimate was for $1000!
Contractor: Right.
Customer: What the actual f%#k?!?!
Contractor: Hutson’s Law is scarily accurate.
Contractor: Right.
Customer: This invoice is for $4000 and the estimate was for $1000!
Contractor: Right.
Customer: What the actual f%#k?!?!
Contractor: Hutson’s Law is scarily accurate.
by Crash Hawthorne September 19, 2021
Get the Hutson’s Lawmug. A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.
For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe’s Lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandniece-in-lawmug. silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows
awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"
by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025
Get the Law of Talosmug.