Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

Poop backward, Literally

Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.

Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.

by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018

Poop 'n' Snoop

The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.

"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "

"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."

by Dima83az May 23, 2018

Poop butt stamp

When a person covered in poop places their butt cheek on the wall to make a poop butt print.

The child had a poo explosion and then preceeded to make poop butt stamps on the wall.

by Aba tech December 2, 2021

i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop

by Ragster November 30, 2020

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015