Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Spouse's great-grandaunt's husband.
My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.
Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.
by Lenin23 October 21, 2021

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
