Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

Anal fencing

When two men share one hole.

Hey ted, look Nate and Jordan are anal fencing that dude!

by 240HazMat May 24, 2019

Anal memory

When the ripples of flatulence embed the memory to the anal region

"And it was none more committed than to that of the anal memory"

by PatchyScratchy April 11, 2024

anal daffin

When you have anal and your dick keeps coming out.

Man I was trying to hit it but I kept ANAL DAFFIN.

by Sasha Striker December 16, 2017

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 03, 2025

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 08, 2019

Anal Gravy

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy

"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"

by Waynedip January 01, 2021