Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Isaac's Law

The idea that anything in the universe can be explained by a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.

"What is the chance that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."

by maths? more like no May 1, 2024

co-grandnibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Forty-Fifth Law

If a thread or conversation of any kind last long enough, it will always evolve into a thread about 45th President Donald Trump and things related to him

An example of "The Forty-Fifth law" is a thread on /an/ talking about which dog is the cutest, if given enough time the thread will be filled with people arguing about election fraud, calling each other racial slurs and accusations of having the inability of transitioning into a woman

by The Letter X February 4, 2021

Khushaal's Law

It is scientifically tenable and ethically sound to assert that an individual characterized by a black pigmentation would engage in theft due to an ingrained cultural inclination.

I fully understand Khushaal's Law now! It's like what my grandfather used to tell me!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"

Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law

by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023