Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

michaeling

being a cheater and a man whore with cheat on nice people coz hes mean

michael be michaeling

by kitsune<£ December 22, 2023

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Look it’s michael crawshaw RUNN!!

by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Michael

Chunky two-chined fag
Likes his cousin a little to much...(like sexually...) His dog likes to watch. Embarrassing.
Fucks Chunky woman and denys it...
a professional latent homosexual...The fastest fag int the west.
If he was a dog you would put him down

Verb
Michaeling - to Anoy

Stop micheling we just wat to have fun

Josh - (eating)
Michael - hi how are you, how your meal, is it good, what is it.
Josh - agresive vomiting

by asscracker69 January 31, 2024