chimmy mexican

Person with huge penis and small brain yet smart because they can run across the fucking border with speed and a boner

My friend named Aidyn Gingrich is a mexican which makes him a chimmy mexican

by LdGowags5 April 21, 2017

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Mexican snicker doodle

Shit in a Sheila’s cunt, fuck her, then pull it out, let the shit dry around your cock before you continue to fuck her until you cum. You remove the cum filled shit cover off your cock and press over the opening to close it. Refrigerator for an hour then serve. Thust resulting in a Mexican snooker doodle or milky bar

Hey Pete did you hear about Stacey?
Nah man what happened?
Gave her some infection after giving her a Mexican snicker doodle on the weekend
No way bro! That’s crazy

by Vinderskidz September 7, 2023

Mexican

God, otherwise known as YAHWEH

Eyo, God, what it do? Said Saint John, the Mexican Gentile 😉

by sxarliiit March 21, 2022

mexican souffle

The act of swonking

IM SO GOING TO MEXICAN SOUFFLE TONIGHT

by SWONK September 16, 2014

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007