Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
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Gabriel's law

Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.

The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"
1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"
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Huynh law

Anything that falls under the Huynh law would become correct effective immediately. Benjamin Huynh has the ability to change the rules or facts of anything based on the Huynh law.
Benjamin Huynh: Hey bro did you know i now own Darian's entire house
Guy 1: No you dont dumbass how can you own it
Benjamin Huynh: I invoked the Huynh law so i own it.
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nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.
My nibling-in-law is a good person.
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nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's sibling.
My nibling-in-law is a good person.
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nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.
nibling-in-law.
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sabaody law

a picture of sabaody trafalgar law created by user @silliestmaxi on twitter/x
“hey what’s that sabaody law pic everyone’s talking about?” - random on twt
“you’re cooked” - maxi
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