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green valley high school

Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.

Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.

No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.

Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.

Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.
by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019
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Fort Hamilton High School

Fort Hamilton High School (HS 490) is a public high school in Brooklyn, New York, USA, under the jurisdiction of the New York City Department of Education. Students in Bay Ridge, Sunset Park and Dyker Heights are zoned to Fort Hamilton HS. It has stood overlooking the Narrows and Lower New York Bay since 1941.
The school is beautiful because it's full of garbage, meme potential and real life meme such as Mr. Robocop and Principal Giraffe.
The school is an old ass school full of hoes and communist. The bathroom and the locks are full of condoms and juul to utilize anywhere and anytime with no one bothering you if you are fucking your bitch or your puto in the middle of the hallway.
The school is also good for an nuclear bunker for the next fallout video game full of cockroaches, rats , communists, weird people, perfect for a post-nuclear war scenario.
A perfect bitch ass school
Friend1: do you want to go to fort Hamilton high school?
You: no nigga, do you think I want to go to that bitch ass fort school???
by FHHS MEME DEPARTMENT February 22, 2019
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Lebanon Jr High School

Lebanon Jr High School is just a nasty place. You’ll find boogers on the bathroom walls. Just ew! Don’t talk shit about people because LJHS is where the fights happen. Like fr a girl almost got throwndown the stairs during a fight. LJHS is full of racist thots who think they run the school even though they’re just defined as a racist thot. Wonder why the kids grades are bad there? Because the teachers don’t know how to explain shit they just give you a book and expect you to know the answers to the test. Lastly DONT send/take any videos that could get you in trouble because trust me they.will.get.to.the.school..And will be sent around.
Dude: I heard there’s going to be a fight
Girl: Fr? Let me guess at Lebanon Jr High School?
Dude: Yep, let me grab my camera for the fight
by CheetoDust December 20, 2019
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Golden Grove High School

A place of sadness and depression, the only happy people are the bin chickens that roam the school.
There are eshays here eshays there. They fuck pigs
by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019
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Niles North High School

A high school located in Skokie, Illinois. It is right across a shopping mall, unlike the high school you've gone to. This school is known for their disgusting bathrooms, especially the boys' bathrooms, where they vape and smoke weed.
"Why do you vape so much?"
"I go to Niles North High School!"
by Hange Zoe is best girl October 24, 2019
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Vernon Township High School

Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
by blakabah December 13, 2012
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Ridgefield Park High School

If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.
I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.

I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.
by If u wanna succeed transfer November 21, 2018
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