Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex

Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”

by Sturtzy January 8, 2021

culture-in-law

when you a white boy from Nowhere, Kansas, but you wife a fine brown girl who actually has a culture and now you’re basically brown

white boy 1: yeah I’m African

white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam

by thegrbgreceptacle October 9, 2018

Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.

1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.

by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025

Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

Law of Comunicability

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.

Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.

by JezusFreek October 2, 2009

co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's niece's husband.

My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Kindred's Law

A law based on a thought by Larry Kindred in 2016, which states that nothing ever happens without a reason for it's occurrence; there are no coincidences as everything is either a repeat of last events, or as a result of a catalyst.

Kindred's Law means you didn't just walk into me here. You knew I'd be here, didn't you?

by WiseOn3 October 25, 2020