National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

National kiss an idiot day

December 21st- the day to kiss the biggest idiot you know

it’s national kiss an idiot day, *mwah*

by idiot10894 December 20, 2022

National Dic Pic Day

Send a duck pic to who ever sends you this.

Send a pic it’s National Dic Pic Day

by Yumlucious October 27, 2020

national boy friend day

National boy friend day will be on august 8th to celebrate your boy friend and how great they are and how much they are appreciated unless they are a controlling bitch

Keisha~hey what's today michelle~its national boy friend day 💖💖

by Jaida Beard 😬 August 1, 2020

National Leo Hatred Day

September 9th
A day solely dedicated to the utter and unabiding hatred reserved only for the incalculably strange and perverse individuals who are addressed as ‘Leo’

Yo, its National Leo Hatred Day!
Thank God, I fucking hate that guy.

by MC SQF DAD August 20, 2020

National Chicken Nugget Day

On November 13th its national chicken nugget day where we all eat as many chicken nuggets as we want

Today is National Chicken Nugget Day buy!

by Marceline0653 April 17, 2021

National Grab Nuts Day

this one is for the ladies all you gotta do is grab they balls and run

National Grab Nuts Day is when you walk up to a boy have a fake convo and as your walking off grab their balls and run

by DogeCoin55663221 September 1, 2022