A sexual act that takes place in a climate which is so deathly hot and humid that it prevents any chance of erection whilst the testicles leak all of your bodies retained moisture.
"it was independence day and I thought we would have a special evening but he just couldn't make it work and his nuts felt like a jellyfish due to the wet bulb
by The Billy Penis July 5, 2023

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

by anonymous October 21, 2020

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots
by Michael Cairns January 19, 2009

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.
Similar to antiquing.
Similar to antiquing.
I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole
by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 6, 2019
