Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.
The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.
by Wonzly January 15, 2022
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Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
“Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 24, 2023
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bella rules

A person who is amazing at everything except for losing
Him: Your good at that
Her: Yeah I'm like a Bella Rules
by FoodLover22 June 15, 2020
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First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.
by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 06, 2021
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Rule:8434

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by Singleminded dimensions May 12, 2021
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