bear zipper

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Mud Bear

A Caucasian man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women

"He's got looks and money but that mud bear is a loser who won't go with white women, because he's all about the black girls"

by Theshadow1960 August 23, 2022

Imi bear

A Imi bear is someone you can’t resist but cuddle all day long. You want to grab their head at the neck and never let go. Imi bears are soft and helpful

He’s such a Imi bear !

by Susandenim October 16, 2023

daly bear

He's so hot, and he wants all sorts of girls. ALL of them. I guess you could say he's a fuckboy. But, there's this one girl he's dated a few times, and she still likes him, he doesn't know (that's what she thinks). He doesn't go to her school, but she's a brunette and has brown eyes. She's super tall like him, and has a six-pack. She's definitely in shape just like him. They have known each other since they were like 5, and have lots of inside jokes. She wants to hang out with him all the time, but he doesn't even read her messages. It's honestly really sad, but when they do hang out, SHES SO HAPPY AND THE MOST GORGEOUS PERSON EVA! She just wants to be with him all the time, and thinks about him 24/7. If your a daly bear, go get that girl, she's a fucking stunner SHES THE ONE. The girl of your dreams, daly bear, is an understatement.

That daly bear needs to go get his girl.

by fjdakfjdks May 5, 2018

man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.

I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man

by keyboard8 August 8, 2024

National skrunkly bear day

22nd February is national skrunkly bear day. You must all buy a skrunkly bear if you don't own one.

"Today is national skrunkly bear day, let's go on SHEIN"

by Slayqueensyas February 22, 2023