When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
by ismelldinonuggie January 02, 2021
by Berries4life August 15, 2021
The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime August 26, 2015
She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.
by WTF-Man January 23, 2024
When a Latina woman shits on a black guys dick and sucks it off , followed by fucking him and sniffing his penis afterwards
by Chocolate fudge cake July 19, 2017
by craig reid October 27, 2008
The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017