discount chocolate

When the prices for chocolate are cheaper because of Valentine's Day

I'm about to get some discount chocolate.

by jkfan877 February 11, 2020

Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.

My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!

by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024

your chocolate tastes like caca

A meme on the internet where someone has chocolate and the other person says YOUR CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE CACA

Yo, look at this chocolate I have
Me: your chocolate tastes like caca

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 9, 2023

chocolate lesbian

it’s giving two women who really really love each other and are both food bloggers and both love swiss chocolate and are lesbians, and they say to themselves one day ‘awaooga’, and they take a bit of chocolate and shove it up their… then proceed to lick it out until they can taste no more chocolate. repeat and repeat. that’s it.

would you like to be chocolate lesbians tonight

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

cock chocolate

When you pull your penis out of girls asshole, and you then feed her your poop-encrusted wiener

Bob: Hey man, I gave that bitch a mean cock chocolate

by SteamyRayVaughn November 28, 2017

Chocolate springs

when you have cold hot chocolate and the powder doesnt mix in and is stuck at the bottom

jess; girl i got chocolate springs in my hot chocolate

jeff; damn

by pewdipi June 11, 2017