All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol November 26, 2008
Moses...
Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem
"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
by Chungus 101 May 09, 2021
No matter whether the person knows it or not, they have a very attractive relative. This can be anything from a cousin, mother, uncle, and so forth.
Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!
by xelA kebreT August 26, 2010
1 : A law for sex offenders.
2 : A amazing song by Megan who tore up Nicki, as nicki attempted to come back with 5 songs.
2 : A amazing song by Megan who tore up Nicki, as nicki attempted to come back with 5 songs.
Gal 1: Have you listened to Megan's law?
Dude 1 : Bro, you mean the thing for OFFENDERS?
Gal 1 : no dumbass, i'm talking about the song by Megan.
Dude 1 : Bro, you mean the thing for OFFENDERS?
Gal 1 : no dumbass, i'm talking about the song by Megan.
by 'sepphie May 10, 2024
In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 01, 2025
"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO March 01, 2025