3th december-no gay e-net day

fuck ur friends in online as far as you want and nobody can say homo about it
i would sure like it 🤤...

Me: can i e-sex with u
friend: no im not a gay 7yr old american
Me: it 3th december its allowed to do it as far as u want even breaking the screen with ur dick without anyone saying homo
friend: oh fuck yeah i like this day lets do it!baby!!
3th december-no gay e-net day

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023

December 1st

December 1st is known as National Attack How Gabby Drives Day! A day where you attack how your beloved Gabby drives.

“gabby can’t park lol”
“gabby hit a curve again🙄”
“gabby is street racing a random boy again”
“it’s because she can’t see over the steering wheel”
“hey don’t get imani mad, it’s December 1st!”

by not kdog December 1, 2021

December 3

You have to say yes to whoever ask you out or to date

Tom: Hey Becky
Becky: yea
Tom: will you go on a date with me, it’s December 3😉
Becky: Yes!

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019

December 11th

national lose ur virginity day

yo bro are u gonna do it december 11th.
do what?
lose ur virginity

by rahd November 25, 2021

December 18

National if you ask your crush out

They have to say yes

“Hey wanna go out”
“No i don't like you that way”
“To bad, its December 18”

by Funnymoney 007 December 12, 2020

December 3

Heather day, from Conan Gray's song "Heather"

person 1: it's december 3, i wish i were heather
person 2: why?
person 1: it's heather day

by iamnotokyeet December 3, 2020