Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

by Lilie mac August 20, 2022

It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

SIS is an acronym popularized by the Canadian music artist Peaches in her song "Fuck The Pain Away" and it means "Stay in School".
Person 1: Remember the teachings of Peaches: "S-I-S, IUD, Stay in School 'cause it's the best"
Pesron 2: I love Peaches and, you know what, school is really the best!
Pesron 2: I love Peaches and, you know what, school is really the best!
by Max the Mad Cat May 26, 2024

by Rackedtruck May 12, 2022
