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House of Pain

A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?
Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.
by Death Menace June 13, 2023
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Liquor House

A liquor store that is allowed to operate 24/7 because it is not legally a place of business but instead is considered a residence.
Lady 1: You wanna go grab some booze from the spot on main street after work?
Lady 2: We can't do that, we work the night shift so the liquor store won't be open.
Lady 1: Nah, don't worry. The guy who owns the place has a bed in there so it's a liquor house. Not a liquor store.
by Conrad Liquorboi August 24, 2023
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slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt
Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it
by FreddyJones July 27, 2020
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House of Flying Niggers

A trap house full of flying tyrones and jamals doing shaolin kungfu shit.

Loosely based on the film House of Flying Daggers.
Person A: God damn look at dat house of flying niggers.

Person B: Yeah they doing that kungfu shit again.

Person C: Someone get me some roach spray cause they flying around like god damn roaches!
by Nancy Perogi February 20, 2025
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The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.
Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.
by MLS trio March 6, 2023
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Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022
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Nurfed House

Damn yager your house is a Nurfed House.
by Carlos Enrique December 20, 2008
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