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Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.
I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!
by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019
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Mexican Raspado

The mexican raspado is when you go to a mexican whorehouse ,and get a blowjob from a inexperienced ,cheap whore,resulting in head rash and pain.
dude we should go to tijuana ,and get some putas,<

Ok but be careful you could get a mexican raspado and that shit hurts
by devilishrumble June 20, 2010
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Mexican

Eyo, God, what it do? Said Saint John, the Mexican Gentile 😉
by sxarliiit March 21, 2022
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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023
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Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first.
They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night
by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024
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Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.
“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”
by SquidManJones December 13, 2023
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