Devious Oinkster’ Lick

Stealing “Oinkster’” pig key chains for little ass kids.

You: hey
Person: hi
You: Wanna hit a “Devious Oinkster’ Lick?”
Person: bet
You: Snatches pig keychain from little kid*
Person: 🙀💀
You: uh daddy 🐱👈👈👈👈

by Casuals2992 October 27, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

A fourpenny lick

A wet succulent kiss for four seconds.
A tease If ever there was.

It's our first goodbye , you can have a fourpenny lick.

by YanntheMan November 14, 2021

A brain licking lad

Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock

Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

get into your lick

to get into a relationship with someone

get into your lick w danielle, matt.

by annabannana334 January 8, 2022

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!

That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022