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Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025
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Chocolate Milkshake

A blow job in which the person receiving the blow job is Dark Complexion.
by Chocolategirl89 April 1, 2019
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Chocolate Cliffhanger

the act in which the woman licks the male's genitalia whilst the male is defecating on the female's chin. This is where the "Cliffhanger" comes into play.
"yo bro, i gave my woman a chocolate cliffhanger last night!
by loves 2 spooge December 25, 2009
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Chocolate Domain Expansion

Chocolate Domain Expansion from the Ivory Coast the domain of chocolate expansion yeah Christopher Columbus with da chocolate domain expansion with da chocolate being expanded in da domain.
Student 1: chocolate domain expansion
Student 2: yes
by MrNeast12 November 27, 2023
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chocolate pillowcase

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase
Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .
by Theoriginalbugsy June 8, 2018
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Chocolate donut

When a male fucks a girl in the ass then pulls out with shit on his dick and sticks it in the puss
by Front fart September 19, 2019
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Chocolate fingers

When your gal bout to "shit her pants" during sex your start pounding that ass with your fingers!
"Man your finger stank" well yeah they where chocolate fingers last night"
by Lol bros September 27, 2015
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