El taco nino

An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.
person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"
by Larry Personnn April 12, 2009
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Ducking Taco

When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.

I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef
Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco
by AlphaNaz September 02, 2023
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Ducking Taco

Person 1 is aware that Person 2 wants on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 1 is ducking taco.
by AlphaNaz September 02, 2023
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smirf taco

1. found between smirfettes thighs
2. a word people look up on urban dictionary when extremely bored, congratulations, your world is an empty and fucked up one.
Why's your face blue?
I ate a smirf taco
by bluemangroup April 19, 2009
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Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.
My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco
by Wiseman!!! October 30, 2019
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walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking
thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco
by greenecounty April 24, 2019
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Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.
Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.
by Fire_engine_red March 09, 2024
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