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The sexiest most scrumptious man alive. James is the most beautiful soul you’ll come across. He is so kind and sweet and just overall perfect. When you meet him, you’ll instantly fall in love and never want to leave him. He will love you and cherish and you treat you like the most special girl on earth. If you meet a James, you will be happier than you could ever known to be possible. James has gorgeous blue eyes that make you never want to look away. And he has the softest hair on earth. Also, he smells delicious. Like you’ll never get enough of how good he smells. Also being in his arms will be the best thing on earth. He’ll make you feel so safe and loved.
Mary: So hat are you and James doing?
Nylah: we’re amazing! I just love James so much. He makes me so happy.
by amazinggquee 1313 September 5, 2023
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"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"
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James can’t jump, he is a virgin

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James Pitroasting

When you and a buddy shared a woman and spitroast to free the proletariat
My friends Paddy and Shane totally were James Pitroasting last summer
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james is a mostly Russian rich ass kid that likes to be anti-showoff and he doesnt like his life because of his parents and he dreams to have a girlfriend Linda, Jessica or Miley but mostly girls whos name is startes from L,N,J and O
all of my exes was James and all was Russians
by nicole sindet lee June 17, 2018
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The most gayest faggotest guy I ever met In the whole world and he likes to suck cock and maybe off your lucky he'll let you put it in which I mean I will but not but either way he gay and somebody who likes dick and never likes pussy and will fuck the fucking thoughts out of you
Yooooo james let me put it in you
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