In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.
by DHNathan September 19, 2020
step-great-grandchild-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023
When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 09, 2020
"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018