Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.

“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”

by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023

Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

fire peen

When one has an std and burns when he ejaculates or urinates

I have that fire peen

by Mc dings May 30, 2023

What the Fire

Another version of what the fck. An expression used when a person is utterly shocked.

John: I am double-jointed
Jake: What the fire?!

by umm...anonymous June 6, 2023

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Slam Firing

The act of blowing one's load immediately after penetration inside of another

Sometimes if I haven't had sex with someone in awhile, I end up Slam Firing after one or two strokes

by BananaCommissar June 14, 2023