J your D

to masturbate as a male

Alright guys, I'm gonna go get some lotion and J my D.

You look stressed man, you should go J your D.

by MattyIce3 December 15, 2023

throwing the j

stroking the sack area reapeatedy with your hand or a girls mouth.

Mike was throwning the j last night. Throwing the J means to stroke the cock repeatedly.

by anthony greene jr. January 3, 2017

J Diddy

When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.

Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024

/j

HALEY IT MEANS JOKING AND IN A JOKING TONE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT I SWEAR.

-lu

“i hate people who are so funny and carry all the jokes /j” (coming from someone who is funny)

by luluhawk October 7, 2022

j

to punch another individual with great force

"Don't mess with me or I'll j you in the face!"

by dO THE LANCER rumble November 29, 2011

J-Vege

a mixture of shredded carrots, shredded red and green cabbage usually coming with a meal containing fries or wedges

can you get me some J-Vege

by smoked fish November 27, 2022

J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.

Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b

by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025