That dude’s is a grandmaster J.
by Truth says December 13, 2020
Get the Grandmaster Jmug. A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.
"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
by paleking69 December 5, 2021
Get the ros-jmug. by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021
Get the VBP&Jmug. the j 😭😭😭 spunglebob the j 💔💔
by definitely not georgie oh no November 3, 2021
Get the the jmug. A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020
Get the J-Brauningmug. 
by Mrals June 4, 2019
Get the j nutmug.