A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

Lmao beans

A bomb ass sentret

"oh hi Lmao beans how are you doing"

by spaghetti.com February 7, 2019

beans

‘beans’ or ‘beanssoup’ is the name to describe the fat layer of skin (hypodermis) because it looks like beans. this term is mostly used on shtwt.

evan: “how deep do you cut?”

rayne: “i cut beans usually”

by emeryyhearts January 8, 2023

Bean Screen

The female equivalent of cock block. Coined by @YaBoyRoshi on YouTube.

1.Taiga noticed a girl making moves on her mans so she ran over and set up the Bean Screen.

2. Sally finally worked up the courage to talk to her crush but she got Bean Screened by the popular chick.

by Josh Mr.Fire April 11, 2022

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Bean

A name given to someone who is a sweet, precious boy

Brendan is a good bean

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017