An "I have this friend" story, is a story where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them, but they're too embarrassed to say so. They're similar to "I know this guy" stories where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. "I have this friend" stories are about seeking advice about an embarrassing problem however, not about entertainment.
Janet: "I need your opinion about something."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."
by kevnar February 20, 2007
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by Call me at 6054756968 July 9, 2019
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A fair weather friend would act like they want to hang out but never invite you to do anything and if you invite them to do something they will only do it if they cant find something better.
by carebear bob April 6, 2010
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by Captain Justice February 4, 2017
Get the Fake Work Friend mug.When you love you're best friend, things can go wrong. Things may not turn out exactly the way you wanted too, and they may not have the same feelings about you. If they find out you had feelings for you, it may ruin everything you guys had together. Memories will be forgotten, and special moments may not be so special anymore. But, keep your hed up high, things aren't the same for everyone and this may work out differently for everyone. You may just be together forever because you know each other so well.
You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: Oh, uhm, I don't feel the same way about you.
You: That's awesome. I feel like a moron.
You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: I like you, too. Actually, I love you.
You: I love you, too
Best friend: So, I geuss we're like best friends in love.
You: Well, we're loving best friends. So, yeah.
Best friend: Oh, uhm, I don't feel the same way about you.
You: That's awesome. I feel like a moron.
You: So, I kind of like you, uhm, a lot.
Best friend: I like you, too. Actually, I love you.
You: I love you, too
Best friend: So, I geuss we're like best friends in love.
You: Well, we're loving best friends. So, yeah.
by rararomamaromaromamagagaoolala April 7, 2010
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The pain received from having the worst enemy is worse, because of the painful loss of a friend.
Both parties usually become bitter and obsessive.
The pain received from having the worst enemy is worse, because of the painful loss of a friend.
Both parties usually become bitter and obsessive.
Josh: What? Why aren't you with Sara? You're always with her!
Jade: Oh, she's my Arch-Ex-Friend now. Haven't you seen her bitter attacks on Facebook?
Jade: Oh, she's my Arch-Ex-Friend now. Haven't you seen her bitter attacks on Facebook?
by Reformed August 13, 2010
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