chocolate cabinet

Northern term for milk shake

I need a “chocolate cabinet”.

by Raphaelm84 October 1, 2017

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Chocolate finger

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger

Hey man do you want a chocolate finger

by shrekcccc October 24, 2017

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

chocolate ice burg

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.

I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.

by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017