chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

chocolate chubby

When you have to take a dump so bad but can't because you have pressing matters and it just comes out, and you have to wait a little while to get cleaned up, thus supporting the chocolate chubby.

I was stuck working the line and I shit my pants, everyone saw my chocolate chubby . And I was saving that dump for a Cleveland steamroller tonight

by Bwadds October 5, 2016

chocolate twilizer

Blowing someone after they completed anal sex with a robbed condom. Safety First!!

After Lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . You know safety first.

by Creeper corner 700 October 5, 2016

Chocolate milk

Noun- The code word for love or attention.

Could also be used to stop arguments or problem.

To come to ones saving.

It's been a bad day and I could really use some chocolate milk

Please stop yelling I need some chocolate milk!

by The princess22 October 4, 2016

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016

chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf September 23, 2016

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016