chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it

i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday

by cock!?! March 15, 2021

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

Chocolate Dream

When someone likes to wear skidmarks on their underwear or sit in shitty underwear.

Woah! Did you know that Avery is living the chocolate dream right now?

by isa☆ November 11, 2022

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

by jett777 July 3, 2017

Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024

Chocolate

The only thing that females can eat when on their period

me) “Give me the hecking chocolate you butt”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”

by Annoyed, But not a bitch :T April 22, 2019