the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.
There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.
by climate james October 21, 2010
Get the virtual tidyingmug. In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
Get the Virtually fuckingmug. by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023
Get the Virtual Consolemug. An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.
by mcmurraythenigglet May 25, 2023
Get the virtual prostitutionmug. A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
Get the virtual optimistmug. by Amishoney January 25, 2015
Get the virtual flashermug. by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Get the Virtual Legacymug.