Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him

I hate Jonah

by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020

Jonah

Somebody who’s birthday sucks

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck

by Threeballsinmymouthinthesouth July 16, 2022

Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

Jonah

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

by negaballslicker October 22, 2023

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.

Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware

by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022