You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids January 27, 2016
Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
by National Hippo day October 16, 2019
When a woman is in the midst of a bean flicking session and it's is approaching the point of no return, she's so intent on getting to that point that she's working on it like it's a game of Hungry Hippo
I walked in on Cheryl at the point of Hungry Hippo and wasn't going to interrupt her, so I just let her finish while I moisturized her tits with a steaming load
by Funking Barsteward September 18, 2017
by Jasonbourne3 May 04, 2020
A sex act ,involving the man laying on top of the woman in the 69 position with his balls in the womans mouth . She then proceeds to jam her thumb in the mans asshole rapidly causing him to lunge forward ; mouth open towards her pussy like a Hungry Hippo.
by Slobby Robbie September 29, 2015
A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”
by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024
hungry hippos is a game for 4 people where 1 will put small balls in their rectum. the other 3 will take turns trying to suck them out of the rectum. The player with the most balls in their mouth wins
by lump420 July 14, 2019