The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.

Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.

by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011

Poppin the Dirty Elmo

After having rough sex, the dude pops his red balls (resembling elmo) into the chick's ass, thus making it dirty. Afterwards, the chick can either lick it off, like a lollipop, or just enjoy the ball to anus pleasure. The definition is quite flexible.

Example 1 (balls into anus):
Dude1: Dude, she's so hot.
Dude2: I'm gonna enjoy poppin the dirty elmo.

Example 2 (lollipop licking the dirty elmo):
Dude1: Dude, I hear she's quite rough in bed.
Dude2: I hope she enjoys poppin the dirty elmo.

by Captain Elmo April 1, 2005

The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.

What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

by xenex11 February 8, 2010

The Global Elite

The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...

Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}

kick player: {you}

by UpbeatDragoon10 August 1, 2017

The Queen Elizabeth Principle

Queen Elizabeth's dick grows for every year she lives, amounting to miles in 2021.

"The Queen Elizabeth Principle is true! She crashed our party yesterday and fucked us all with her 95 inches!"

by Lizbethianolgist May 8, 2021

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 8, 2020

the chris ellison

when you get somone form behind roll around on the floor and scream "ICE CREAM" and after that you pull out your dick and stick it in her ear and then cum in her face as she screams CHRIS ELLISON???

Do you want to try the chris ellison i heard it was fun

by chris ellison & bobby flores August 3, 2007