sand crab

the act of hooking up with a random girl on a beach and cumming inside of her without a condom on. The girl, now having cum inside of her, will waddle down to the water (not wanting to jar the cum any further inside of her) to wash herself out, looking like a sand crab. The guy can then a) stay and laugh at the sand crab or b) get the fuck out of Dodge.

Ryan was at a beach party on Saturday and hooked up with a girl. After he was done, he watched his freshly made sand crab for a couple minutes before running home.

by Jamie Sloughgart September 29, 2006

sand condom

a lubricated condom covered in sand used for anal sex

Susie cheated on my so i sand condomed her ass last night, thats gunna be painful in the morning.

by kris o July 20, 2007

sand money

crazy insane money, like an Arab Sheik.

dude, did you see that gold-plated car, that guy's got fucking sand money.

by gina l January 21, 2008

sand man

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep.

I sneeked into her room last night and gave her a sand man. I got out before she woke up.

by Dirty Dirk Diggle September 21, 2009

sand monster

when a fat female was skeeted on after sex on the face and then had her face slamed into the sand. she then raises up yelling with sand stuck to her face.

"hey Gleezy! what happened after you left the party with big betty?" said BIG D

Gleezy replys with " i turned her into a sand monster and ran."

by Gleezy December 27, 2007

sand nigger

Is some one generally from the Middle East includes Arabs, Turks, Berbers and Iranians used in an especially racist manner.

Fuck off you Tuareg sand nigger

by Errick Watt February 28, 2016

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005