Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021

southern wreath

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.

Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.

by Chad DD December 26, 2008

southern mullit

A hairy region shaved in a straight thick line on a females anatomy.

I went down on this girl last night and she had a damn southern mullit looking just like a skunk and it smelt like one to.

by Simeon Watts November 04, 2004

Southern Coney

When you fuck someone’s shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis

Dude 1: Bro she’s a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!

by Earl the Man April 24, 2019

southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 26, 2004

Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts

She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.

by Limin' October 27, 2011