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Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.
Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.
by Alabamalife May 21, 2021
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Southern dumptruck

The sexual act only followed after a southern jackhammer, in which the girl sucks your dick off and licks all the cum, shit and beer off your dick and balls. The male usually is unshaven and not showered. It's usually a summer family tradition.
If you give her the southern jackhammer you better have a southern dumptruck ready to go!
by Alabamalife May 21, 2021
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Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.
My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.
by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010
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southern wreath

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.
Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.
by Chad DD December 25, 2008
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Southern Tyke

A species of fish commonly found in northern Minnesota, specifically near the area of Finlayson. Related to the Northern Pike. The Southern Tyke swims upside down due to its familiarity with the southern hemisphere.
Governor Jesse Ventura: "We weren't catching any Northerns that day so we started fishing for Southerns. The Southern Tyke puts up one hell of a fight!"
by Phantom Lord March 7, 2017
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southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company
1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.
by resinsmp February 25, 2004
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Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts
She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.
by Limin' October 27, 2011
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