by Tommy May 31, 2003
Get the puerto rican fence hoppersmug. There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover
by Lucky January 18, 2004
Get the puerto rican life vestmug. "Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.
by nyc14gauge1 August 21, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Day Parademug. When going on vacation, putting your clothes in an industrial sized trash bags instead of a suitcase like normal.
Hahaha the cat peed on your suitcase boy you're gonna have to do the good ol' pack like a puerto rican routine this time around.
by fuck you asshole May 25, 2007
Get the pack like a puerto ricanmug. A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.
Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005
Get the Puerto Rican Puddle Jumpermug. The resultant poop on the tip of one's penis, following the act of anal penetration. Sometimes abbreviated to PRBC.
That girl needs a series of enemas, you should have seen the ridiculous puerto rican baseball cap I was wearing after we boned in the butt.
by The Lexipornographer August 23, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Baseball Capmug. Spraying cologne/perfume on your dirty clothing to mask the stench is Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning. This is related to a Puerto Rican Shower.
Oh snap, I forgot to do laundry again and my good white shirt smells like skank! Guess I'll have to do some Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning...
by michelada August 6, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Dry Cleaningmug.