Self Pity

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by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

Pity

A term used when someone feels sorry for you when your life fucking sucks

Wow I really pity that guy his moms insane and his life sucks

by Mymomsinsane05 October 31, 2021

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Pity shots

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.

- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)

by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017

pity pennies

Currency that is given to you out of pity. Whether in games or in real life.

I’m such dog water at this game, and it doesn’t help that they give me pity pennies to make me feel better.

by Ah'Mya November 26, 2023