husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband
jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »
by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022
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moses husband

a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
by humony February 07, 2021
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Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.
I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!
by TakYttiK May 03, 2020
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The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 03, 2023
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30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.
Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.
Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!
by Melodic Keys August 09, 2017
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