load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

Load face

Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis

I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train

by Beancannon July 14, 2016

Fade the load

To accept semen. Either inside your mouth, vagina or ass.

Clark: hey guys have you see Andrews new shoes, they are so cool

Alex: If you think hes so cool just fade the load

by Tazybad June 23, 2016

Stug load

A massive amount of something, to the point that it becomes ridiculous and a potential burden.

Gamer 1: How much ammo you got?
Gamer 2: I got a stug load!
Gamer 1: Can you give me 300 ammo, I only have 40.
Gamer 2: Nah, got none to spare.

by Merkavar May 8, 2018

Booteh Load

Shit ton? Screw it, booteh load is the way to go.

A: Did you buy yogurt?

B: Yep. A booteh load of yogurt bro.
A: Hell yeah.

by Bread Lord January 22, 2021

Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.

ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!

by Johnnyboy5 March 13, 2011