Zarmarya Newport

A Blunt/Joint that has been rolled into an empty Newport paper and then smoked like a cigarette

Hey you bringing any Zarmarya Newports to the party tn?

by Owendigo April 20, 2024

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National Newport Day

17th May. A day where people of all culture and historic backgrounds who live or are from Newport, come together and celebrate at a parade.

"Oh will you be at the Tredegar parade on the 17th of May?"
"Its National Newport Day"

by BigBillyTheTalkGuy November 12, 2025

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Southern Newport

When a female touches herself with Vick’s vaporub.

When Becky had a sinus infection, she accidentally, she used the Vick’s instead of live and gave herself a Southern Newport

by Stubby82 January 4, 2026

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A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

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No head newyear

No head on newyear

Guy: can I get head
Girl: No
Girl: Its new year

Guy: Oh thats right its No head newyear

by Subscribe to Twinsztyler on Yo November 30, 2020

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Lilyannah Eyles-Newby

Lilyannah is the most sarcastic female you will ever meet. She doesn't give a fuck about school and she would do anything for you. Lilyannah Eyles-Newby is usually stunning and could possibly steal your man but trust me she would never steal anyone's man because she is the most loyal girl you will ever come across if you have met a female named Lilyannah I'm telling you keep her close because she is the most unproblematic female out there trust me

Person 1: omg is that Lilyannah Eyles-Newby
Person 2: yeah she is so lovely

by Uwillneverknowbish May 15, 2022

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